Awesome Nicknames

So I'm reading J. R. Partington's "A Short History of Chemistry" (Harper Torchbooks, 1965) partly because it's an old book that I saved from destruction by a local library and partly because no chemistry course I've ever taken really touches on the development of the science that is so central to my life. I know it's dated and there are probably a lot of other texts that are more modern or may be more comprehensive- but I got it for a bargain. Get off my back alright? Okay. Thanks.

I'm working my way through the section right now that's basically discussing the high-times of alchemical study (which interestingly enough coincide with the European Middle Ages) and I've found that many of those researchers had names attributed to them, some based on scholastic significance while others have no evident origin and others just gave it to them[1]. Paracelsus, known also by his real name Theophrastus Bombast von Hoenheim, fits this latter description.

Theophrastus Bombast von Hoenheim...and his brother, Bombad Boss Nass von Hoenheim

Robert Bacon, and many of the other Franciscan Monks earned the scholarly titles, for example Bacon's Doctor Mirablis or Thomas Aquinas' Doctor Angelicus. Albert the Great, Albertus Magnus, was given his nickname by his peers during his lifetime because he brought to public attention many of the philosophical works which had become esoteric at that time.
From that, my question is- why can't we have cool nicknames again? I know it would complicate authorship attribution (which was rife in the Middle Ages), but how awesome would it be to be known as something other than your direct name? I guess that's what Twitter handles are for- I'm looking at you @SeeArrOh! But really. Can't we get a bit of grandiosity generated here? I mean something to really shed light on the SHEER AWESOME of the work that we do? Maybe something just  little bit more varied than Philosophiae Doctor!

What name might you choose, or what name do you think others might ascribe to you? Myself? I would choose Molectronicus.
+Joseph Meany

[1] http://www.naturasophia.com/Paracelsus.html Accessed 6 Aug 2013

Science and open policy

People complain about how science needs to be more open. I just realized I'm thankful for how open science is today, especially compared with the days of early science and alchemy where findings were encoded in such a form that only those specifically trained were able to unravel their meaning. Since science has progressed to a more standardized form, however, this leaves researchers of historical texts with a large job of decoding the past. With so much information available online, it is important that we are able to communicate thoroughly and openly- but most importantly- truthfully.


"This has always been a problem, however, because the texts that [the alchemists] have left us are very secretive. They're often very metaphorical they're often in a kind of code; and they're filled with all sorts of extravagant imagery- often very beautiful wood cuts but forbidding in the sense of...what does it all mean?"

This comes from Professor Larry Principe of Johns Hopkins University. He works as a science historian trying to decode many of the historical alchemy texts and the American Chemical Society recently put out a video overviewing some of his work. He explains that his main hurdles are decoding these metaphors and symbols, to repeat reactions done by "the ancients" using their methods and glassware to see what it is they actually made.

J.R. Partington, in his book, "A Short History of Chemisty" outlines that many texts from ~1200-1500 are "largely unintelligible" alluding to the secretive nature of this pseudoscience during the time, a contrasting discussion to his earlier elaboration on the treatises written by the Ancient Greeks, Arabs, and Egyptians. Shamefully, as well, "the later history of alchemy is often that of fraud."


While peer review is not perfect in its mission to vet what is "good science" and "bad science," I firmly support the system in place today opposing the search for the philosopher's stone of yesteryear. In the discussion of how to improve science communication we need to not forget- some control is better than none.

http://gizmodo.com/meet-the-man-who-decodes-the-ancient-secrets-of-alchemy-633187520

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